Sh**ty Day by Noyz

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Sh**ty Day is an oriental fragrance with a complex blend that balances fresh, aromatic, and warm elements. It combines the brightness of eucalyptus and bergamot with the subtle sweetness of fig and coconut water, layered over a salty marine accord and herbal clary sage. Floral violet and lavender add softness, while cedarwood and tonka beans provide a dry, creamy base. Those drawn to this scent should focus on its combination of fresh aromatic notes and warm, resinous depth.

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Helix

Helix by CARNER £150.00

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  • Key notes:
  • bergamot
  • cedarwood
  • clary sage
  • lactonic nuance
  • orange blossom
  • sea salt
  • Tags:
  • #clean
  • #fresh
  • Aromagroups:
  • floral
  • marine
  • woody

A harmonious blend of lily-of-the-valley and orange blossom meets a refreshing hint of sea salt and bright bergamot. Creamy lactonic nuances unfold, enhanced by a soft musk and earthy vetiver base for an exquisite diffusion.

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Isleta

Isleta by D:SOL MMXVI £140.00

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  • Key notes:
  • amyris
  • bergamot
  • clary sage
  • fig
  • linden
  • mandarin
  • tea
  • Tags:
  • #clean
  • #fresh
  • Aromagroups:
  • citrusy
  • green

The sun stands still. The air shimmers. Time dissolves. You are alone — but not lonely. Skin. Silence. Isleta is the echo of an island within you — a moment without direction, carried by light and warmth. A daydream in summer. Hold onto nothing. Just be.

Isleta is an extraordinary fragrance that shines with the generosity of summer. This bright green floral weaves a delicate dance between fresh grass and sultry jasmine sambac, savory fig and aromatic white tea.

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Haze

Haze by Akro £160.00

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  • Key notes:
  • clary sage
  • eucalyptus
  • spearmint
  • Aromagroups:
  • aromatic
  • green
  • woody

An addictive chill fragrance — a fresh but physical interpretation of weed that’s more about the feeling than the actual smell. The fragrant, herbal aroma of cannabis has become one of the defining smells of the modern world. Haze classes up Class B drugs in a green but smoky scent that encourages you to chill, even when you’re stone cold sober.

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Book | Balanced & Expressive

Book | Balanced & Expressive by Commodity £135.00

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  • Key notes:
  • bergamot
  • eucalyptus
  • sandalwood
  • Tags:
  • #clean
  • #sexy
  • Aromagroups:
  • woody

This perfume was inspired by turning the pages of a book and breathing in the smell of dry paper mingling with fresh outdoors air. Its complex blend of herbal eucalyptus, warm sandalwood, and crisp cedarwood results in an unexpectedly fresh scent.

This is the Balanced & Expressive version of Book, with a noticeable projection that’ll make a mark, not a scene. Also try Book | Personal and Book | Bold.

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Sous Le Pont Mirabeau

Sous Le Pont Mirabeau by Etat Libre d'Orange £155.00

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  • Key notes:
  • ambergris
  • cedarwood
  • elemi
  • fig
  • sandalwood
  • sea salt
  • violet leaf
  • Tags:
  • #fresh
  • Aromagroups:
  • fruity
  • marine
  • woody

L'espérance est violente.

Mirabeau, what a pretty word, peculiarly Parisian, suspended above the Seine. It composes a memory, joins another bank, and returns by following its trail of sandalwood, pink bay and cedar. In the heart of the City of Light, on the way to the twilight of the day, there is a bridge, a poem and a perfume.

A discreet and symbolic bridge, of the master-builder spirit which transcends borders, becoming better by coming together. Those solid foundations of cedar, sandalwood and orcanox span love and musk.

A poem as slow as it is violent, expressing the brutal and desirable hope of the one who would like to believe, of the one who wants to love. Vanilla, I write your name on the water, with muffled traces of incense and violet green.

A perfume to save us, fish us silently out of the water, bringing us above the Seine, our spirits on the water of our essences, bergamot and pink berry mingled with fig in a glass bottle, fiercely reuniting bodies in unison with souls, coming back to her by following her wake.

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Lilac Wine

Lilac Wine by Art Meets Art £110.00

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  • Key notes:
  • cedarwood
  • clary sage
  • lavender
  • Tags:
  • #aftergym
  • #fresh
  • #savory
  • Aromagroups:
  • aromatic

Perfumer: Frank Voelkl translated this captivating and romantic jazz piece with Jeff Buckley's interpretation in mind.

 

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Fig Man

Fig Man by CARNER £150.00

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  • Key notes:
  • cardamom
  • fig
  • sea salt
  • tonka beans
  • violet leaf
  • Tags:
  • #fresh
  • Aromagroups:
  • green
  • marine
  • woody

The Fresh collection.

Inspired by the wondrous illustration Homme Figuier by Dali, Fig Man takes seemingly classic earthy notes and subverts them into a fanciful surreal fig theme mixed with salt, cool spices and dry woods.

Fig Man is a fresh, lush and spacious green formula.

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Tonka Lavande

Tonka Lavande by Marie Jeanne £165.00

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  • Key notes:
  • bergamot
  • fougere
  • lavender
  • sage
  • tonka beans
  • vetiver
  • Tags:
  • #normcore
  • Aromagroups:
  • aromatic
  • vintage/old school
  • woody

Perfumer: Sidonie Lancesseur

The Materie Premiere collection. 

A soft, bitter-sweet tonka and cooling lavender blend. Marie Jeanne’s beautiful vision of a 21st century fougere.

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FIG PORN

FIG PORN by BORNTOSTANDOUT £160.00

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  • Key notes:
  • bergamot
  • fig
  • lactonic nuance
  • musk
  • pear
  • peony
  • vanilla
  • Tags:
  • #beast
  • Aromagroups:
  • floral
  • fruity
  • green
  • unconventional

A milky green fig oozing sweet musk.

PERFUMER
FLORIAN GALLO

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502 Limited Cocoa Edition

502 Limited Cocoa Edition by Bon Parfumeur £60.00

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  • Key notes:
  • eucalyptus
  • mandarin
  • papyrus
  • rum
  • sandalwood
  • vetiver
  • Tags:
  • #sexy
  • #sweet
  • Aromagroups:
  • fruity
  • woody

Extending a moment held in time. At dawn, hand in hand.
Images cross and softly intertwine.
Zesty tangerine, fresh eucalyptus, enveloped by cocoa. A loving memory.

About Sh**ty Day by Noyz

What makes Sh**ty Day different from these similar fragrances?
Sh**ty Day is distinct in its combination of fresh aromatic notes with a creamy oriental base that includes coconut water, tonka beans, and violet. It integrates a salty marine accord alongside herbal and fruity notes, creating a layered, complex scent unlike the simpler or more focused profiles of the similar fragrances listed.
Are these fragrances suitable for warm weather?
Many of the fragrances listed here highlight fresh, marine, and citrus notes, making them well-suited for warmer conditions. However, some also include woody or resinous elements that may add depth more appropriate for transitional seasons.
Can I find fragrances with more emphasis on the oriental aspect of Sh**ty Day here?
While these fragrances share key notes with Sh**ty Day, the oriental warmth from coconut water and amber in Sh**ty Day is less pronounced or absent in most. Sous Le Pont Mirabeau and Suscepto incorporate some resinous and amber-like qualities, but none fully replicate the oriental depth.